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On ABC. In a touching gesture, he thanked all of its viewers, sending each of them handwritten notes of appreciation for their support.A choreographer for the Miss Universe recently said, "Donald Trump took six of the 15 finalists' alone." "The Donald" breathed a sigh of relief. "Look, am he who blots clearly a mistake. Like the guy said, Appendix I used to pick them up by hand!
The recession has hit the NFL, leading many teams to offer innovative promotions to attract fans. The New York Jets, for instance, are offering “half-season ticket” plans. Choose between the September/October “1969 Again!” packages, or the dirt cheap November/December, “4 Months ‘Til Fucking Baseball Season!” plan.
Angry New Jerseyites just held a rally against Libyan leader Moammar Gadhafi, screaming that he’s not welcome there. Meanwhile, angry Libyans countered with “a boycott of Sopranos re-runs…all 6 seasons!” and “weekends down by the shore!”
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Playing of penny slot machines has increased dramatically during this recession. “You can play longer with less money on penny slots.”, says the newsletter, Indiana Gaming Insight . Their next insightful article: “Free, Unlimited Alcohol Provided by Casinos Might Impair Judgment During Blackjack Card Counting”.
Gladys Knight — a longtime friend of Michael Jackson — will perform at his burial. She will not, however, be accompanied by her famed “Pips”; she had them removed recently by Jackson’s dermatologist.
Neil Berliner is a comedy writer and practicing M.D.
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Charles Gibson is retiring as the anchor of World News on ABC. In a touching gesture, he thanked all of his viewers, sending each of them hand written notes of appreciation for their support. A choreographer for the Miss Universe pageant recently said
Palin hadn't done much press at the time, Couric reminded the Newseum audience, and said that the Couric interview was Palin's third after speaking with Charlie Gibson and Sean Hannity. "She has such strong political views. Her ideology is so specific.
Gaius Charles, who played hotshot running back Smash Williams on Friday Night Lights, will play a soldier who "opens Laura's eyes to the world," which is a fancy way of saying he'll "smooth-talk his way into her pants." Or girdle, maybe?
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Mind you, we still hear examples of TMZ's top-notch scoops of Mel Gibson's DUI, John Edwards' sex scandal, and Michael Jackson's death. A press release for the National Press Club event says a New York Times report lists TMZ/TMZ.com in the top ten of
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News anchors: Walter Cronkite, Peter Jennings, Chet Huntley, David Brinkley, Tom Brokaw (to name the ones that come to my mind). And I think Charlie Gibson will be added to these names. He brings the most humanly connected broadcast that is possible on TV. You feel as if he's one of the viewers, with the luck of actually being there among the news makers. At first it was "Charles," but he was just too down-to-earth to not be "Charlie.